Procrastination

What to know how to procrastinate effectively? Follow these instructions.
1. First have something that needs to be accomplished by a certain time. Like lesson plans for the coming week.
2. Tell yourself that you are going to accomplish this task before you do anything else.
3. Then spend an hour reading blogs and aimlessly spend time online.
4. Then watch TV. If it is something educational or informative you can convince yourself it is not waisted time.
5. Next run out for a little while to window shop or to pickup something  you don't really need.
6. Upon returning home discover the hunger pains. Make sure to order out, it will take longer than fixing a sandwich.
7. Take the time to sit down and enjoy your meal. Rushing is bad for digestion.
8. If the meal was fattening you will have to do some sort of physical activity. Might I suggest playing DDR on the wii for an hour or two.
9. After such strenuous activity you will need to relax. Curl up with a book. A real page turner that you can get lost in for hours.
10. Just when you think there is nothing else you could possibly do to procrastinate another minute blog about your procrastination.
11. Then get to work. :•}